I love Conker but let’s not kid ourselves: nobody is calling for a Conker’s Bad Fur Day ride except a handful of nerds like us.

There have been rumors about additions, including Zelda.

I can kind of see his point. Whenever I watch a Tom Cruise movie, I see Tom Cruise, the couch-jumping Scientologist, not whatever character he is supposed to be playing. And I certainly can’t watch anything with Kevin Spacey anymore without shuddering. It’s true that whatever actors do in real life affects the…

They had a string of great albums, but after awhile I stopped paying attention (around End Times) because the songs were just meh. Blinking Lights and Other Revelations is a gd masterpiece, though.

That Smashing Pumpkins song is ... actually not bad?

I was a little meh toward this when I saw the trailer, but now I’m sold.

We were robbed of the Candyman remake this year.

The science teacher and the old lady are killed.

I’ll give you Ghostbusters but highly disagree on Gremlins. The Gremlins are way more than merely mischievous, and Phoebe Cates’ monologue about the worst Christmas ever is daaaark. Gremlins 2, however ... that’s a comedy.

Some of us had a hard time beating Gwyn, thankyouverymuch. Really, beating Gwyn involves finding the right equipment, but it was such a pain in the ass to be tossed back to the campfire at the beginning of the level every time I failed.

Horror movies in the 80s were pretty not-scary and not-good

Can someone explain how Trump can order companies to stop providing a service?

And guess who penned the script!

I’m usually not in the habit of defending Sublime, but I always interpreted that line as a joke.

After watching this last weekend, I will say C+ is about right.

Good for you, AV Club. I’m still shocked that they are releasing it and not sending it straight to Hulu.

I wouldn’t think they would remove the segment of the live episode with Jon Hamm because the whole point of the sketch is to criticize actors in black face. The others I understand.

Yeah, watched it with the kid yesterday. It’s really not good. But Dench has fun with her role, as well as Gad (who is a knockoff Hagrid with a few funny moments). There’s one scene with Gad where it seems like Branagh watched Guardians of Galaxy and thought “I should do something like this in Artemis Fowl.” It’s a…

I thought everyone was in agreement that Evil Dead 2 is the better movie, anyway.

Super Furry Animals wins the category by placing a hidden track at the beginning of its album Guerilla. I didn’t know it was there until years after owning the album when I accidentally discovered it by restarting the first song. It’s called “Citizen’s Band” and it’s technically track 0 on the disc. Great song.