mattthecatania
Matthew Catania
mattthecatania

I mean, yes? You’ve just described how making a film works.

I’d’ve picked cat.

Furries are just sports mascots that like to get freaky. 

Trauma means different things to different people. One man’s trauma is another man’s “ouchie.”

Dial D for Destiny

You’d like us to bring up the adaptation of Avengers starring Ralph Fiennes and Uma Thurman, wouldn’t you?

Color me disappointed to find that a miniature Shangela doesn’t make an appearance in the Guardians Holiday special.

Marvel Cinematic Universe. Zoe Saldaña, Dave Bautista, Pom Klementieff, Karen Gillan, Sean Gunn, Michael Rooker, Bradley Cooper, and Vin Diesel will all reprise their roles

Yeah, I just finally saw this last night, and Bassett was absolutely magnetic in every scene.  She absolutely deserves a nomination and/or win.

“Let’s get a look at the *real* culprit!”

Moves like that to avoid taxes should be friggin illegal or at least should get the IRS looking at their cooked books

I don’t care if Holiday Haunt was the most soulless cash-in on the planet. David Zaslav should be force-fed smegma sandwiches and made to wash them down with jars of Scrappy-Doo’s urine for the rest of his days on this planet.

2-3 years? Man, you’re quite the optimist. I give it a year and a half max until Zaslov cancels everything for tax breaks and goes all in on AI-generated, flash-animated youtube shorts.

It would be great if their plan didn’t worry about shaking anything up, but just focused on setting the table first.

It’s probably too late to show us Superman’s journey without completely tossing out Man of Steel, which is unlikely. But pick a second-tier hero who hasn’t been officially seen in the DCEU like Green

A Talking Platypus?!

Dog With a Blog. She could’ve been as star.

Something called Bunked. 

“FWIW if you’re taking an objective view of “cinema” then you must categorize the works of Tommy Wiseau, Neil Breen, David DeCoteau, Jon De Hart et al as cinema”

That’s the thing though, there’s two conversations here that are being conflated. One is whether franchise movies are *proper* cinema, to be considered anything other than “theme park rides (and to hear some of the commenters here, you’d think Disney invented commercial art); and the other is the juggernaut success

Audiences will delight as this panther of a movie slinks through the night! Take note, Blake Edwards, this is how you make a sequel after a star has passed. Coogler doesn’t need to resort to deleted scenes to make this kitty purr! Although the missus’ wouldn’t shut up about her confusion of Angela Basset/Shirley