All of that and more. I mean, it takes about half a second to realize that the trucker who still lives with his mother who is awful to him is going to do horrible things to a prostitute and the big twist of Lynch killing someone was teased from the moment he first opens his mouth.

It’s worth mentioning that Roberto in the comics is Afro-Brazillian and, per the director, they cast a white actor to play him because he wanted someone who “looked rich”

I get the snarky attitude toward theaters being open and new theatrical releases, but I really don’t think it’s fair. If theaters impose basic health and safety protocols (masks, limiting numbers, socially distanced seating arrangements, santizing, etc.), and if YOU exercise basic care (e.g., keep your fucking mask…

Dang it when are we gonna wipe out decency, it’s been relentlessly attacked for about 4 centuries now and gosh dang it people still put pennies in the take-a-penny plate

Oh shit just noticed something. The little hotel has a plaque mentioning it was home of the Mellon family, who it says lured guests into the house and killed them with a hammer. This is a direct reference to the Bender Family of 1800s Kansas. A serial killer family that lured people into there bed and breakfast house…

Plot twist: she is an American werewolf

And they go and cancel I Am Not Ok With This, a show that looked like it was a very affordable production and was an incredible story. 

It’s amazing...

These show have had problems like this before (sexual harasser Andrew Kreisberg, anyone? He was for years one of the bosses), I wouldn’t write off her accusations.

What could be more American than failing upward?

Americans love an underdog, if by “underdog” you mean “guy who historically has failed at everything a normal person might try to accomplish.”

Is Anthony Hopkins a clockmaker now? Like Godpapa Drosselmeyer?

Yeah, that’s better. And a lot-less vaginal looking. 

My son asked me to carve the Eye of Sauron into our Jack O’Lantern, but it ended up looking like a big, orange vag.

Do you really have to use ADHD as an insult?

I know that in the comics, the long red wig is to create a false weakness; it’s easily pulled off, putting someone who tries to go for a hair grab at a disadvantage because they just gave away all their advantage just to end up holding onto a pile of hair.

Naw, she needs a cape, doesn’t matter if it’s practical or not, it just looks good on whatever gender it’s on, like a tuxedo.

I still don’t get why they’re going the “completely new character filling in for the main character, who has disappeared” route when they’ve got a perfect excuse to give the original main character a completely new face right there. Especially since the whole premise of the series is a completely new character filling…

Pfffff. Come on! This is no different to giving amphetamines to an aardvark or absinthe to heron. Would you really call it animal cruelty every time I strap that long-bird down to workbench and pour the green milk of wormwood down its bill?!
Get a grip, PETA!

Thing we were unhappiest to learn: There aren’t more enlisted animals out there.