That’s just what I’d expect an Avril impostor to say!

I’m torn between wanting to support Madelaine Petsch’s film career & not wanting to see three more The Strangers movies.

That is what they’re doing. The AV Club couldn’t be bothered to specify that or that Grendel predates Wicked.

Way to piggyback off AHS Delicate.

In the trailer she boasts “I can be any woman” while looking the same in all her spy IDs. You, ma’am, are no Elizabeth Jennings!

Corrin is still almost twenty years younger than McAvoy.

If Grant Morrison wanted to make X-Men sexy to the mainstream public, Frank Quitely was exactly the wrong artist for the job.

Don’t forget Agatha Harkness!

Crohn’s Disease is spelled differently.

Emma Corrin playing Cassandra Nova is the latest salvo in the war on crones.

I fear Renegade Nell could easily be scrubbed from Disney Plus like Willow & the Emmy-winning The Mysterious Benedict Society. So stream it now while you still can!

Renegade Nell is swashbuckling fun! Check it out before Disney+ gives it the Willow treatment!
https://mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2024/04/13/renegade-nell-casts-a-rollicking-spell/

I’m glad Godzilla X Kong is doing boffo box office business. It would’ve raked in even more if they had the guts to make it a romance like Love Lies Bleeding. An ampersand is the symbol you want if they’re not necessarily shagging! Give us Kongzilla, cowards!

Between this, Monkey Man, Sasquatch Sunset, Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes, & Wicked Part 1, 2024 is going to be a banger year for simian cinema!

I was worried about Wingard returning since I was underwhelmed by GVK, but directing its sequel allowed him to learn from his mistakes. GXK is much more confident & playful. This is not trying to be a profound kaiju film. The title remains a bit misleading.

It’s much better to license out TV shows than delete them like Willow & the Emmy-winning The Mysterious Benedict Society.

Go see Love Lies Bleeding instead!

See also this March’s Love Lies Bleeding:

https://mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2024/03/18/love-lies-bleeding-must-break-you/

Love Lies Bleeding is the best sapphic noir I’ve seen since Bound. (I’ve yet to watch Drive Away Dolls, but LLB & DAD sound like they’d be a good double header.) It just hits all the taste clusters.