Bros give it 3 vapes up.

Never put coilovers on a car your just driving to work. You will hate the stiff ride. The roads are terrible all over and stock suspensions are designed to absorb that horror. If you want to lower your car, get shorter springs. If you want better cornering, get thicker sway bars. Ask me how I know this.

There’s really only one reason someone would buy one of these:

So much for science...

My buddy had one, sort of a green color, we called it the “frog.” We could never get the top up so it was a permanent convertible. We drove it everywhere, rain or shine. It never broke down, ironically, but the back bumper did fall off and there was an exhaust leak that could not be located. Fun for all!

That cream-colored convertible would be perfect for the Palm Springs crowd.

Tesla isn’t a bad company; they are a collection of smart people trying to provide a quality product to the consumer DESPITE Musk’s constant interruption and distraction. I’m sure, when Elon committed to building the Cybertruck, many Tesla workers weren’t too thrilled.

Charge the parents with each crime. That will stop it quick.

This chase scene would be in the category of “worst waste of great cars in a boring movie that no one remembers.”

I forget how small these Elises are, until one pulled up next to me. They really should be reclassified as large go karts.

Elected officials:

This tunnel triggers.

Here’s an old video of a race car using all straight cut gears. A few seconds of this sound is about all I can take.

“Got my $100k Cybertruck delivered today, full of food wrappers, crushed Red Bull cans, cigarette butts and a used condom.

Money is a strange concept. If you leave it sitting in a vault for 20 years, it loses value. You can convert it into gold, but gold is boring and you can’t really show gold bars off at a party without looking like a douché.

I love that you give these battle-worn soldiers their time in the sun. Great job!

C’mon, Monterey. You used to be cool...

Absolutely. I’d rather have an old 916 and work on it every weekend. Gives you something to look forward to. Viva Italia!

Ah yes, the venture capitalists and their “Producers” method of taking over companies, drive them into insolvency, and profit off the liquidation.

I’m not sure why people are afraid of buying used Ducatis. Maybe because Italian?