Were/are all the Focus RSs built in Germany? That’s a selling point IMHO.

One thing Musky can do is make a cell phone with corners so sharp, you can shave your face while you talk.

That Tomb Raider animated series looks good, but should have come out 10 years ago.

This guy is a Captain in the USAF and he just now discovered power steering?

People: “Hey, Elon. You’re precious Cybertruck has a fatal flaw in it’s design that could really hurt people.”

People in the Northwest called this model Golf “poppers,” because bears would see these in campground parking lots, pound on the roofs and the doors would fly open, revealing the delicious pic-a-nic baskets hiding inside.

The software update will fix it.

Why do we still suffer fools like Elon? Can’t we publicly excommunicate him from our daily experience? I really tire of having to constantly digest all this vitriol from modern-day scoundrels.

Hmm...

GEN13 did this like 20 years ago. Too bad they never adapted that series.

“Husband:

At peak Porsche, every old car was at least a $20k investment; if you pay less than that, it will take the difference to get it up to snuff.

Americans fighting America for the sake of America.

Now do onions.

SONY makes some pretty TVs with some very dynamic colors, but they are riddled with software and hardware glitches (constant firmware updates, motherboard heating issues). When it comes to large-screen TVs, pay the least you can for the biggest you can find.

Who knew a company run my a megalomaniac would have such a horrible runtime?

Somewhere out there, the Ship of Theseus has been converted into a wedding cruiser.

Say what you will about French cars, they are fun to look at.

Boy, they really went all in with that infinity-mirror effect, didn’t they?

Funny how you can put the A24 logo on any crappy piece of AI fodder and it suddenly gives it gravitas.