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Today I learned Kate Middleton is related to ol’ “Left Eye” Longshanks.

Billy Mays would have a solution...

I’m curious if most of these are for quality and reliability, or simple devaluation? Mercedes and Audi are infamous for high prices and low resale value.

That Bimota is a time machine on two wheels. Straddling that bad boy would be like stepping back into a time of Drakkar Noir cologne and Reebok hi-tops.

It’s the same as a Rolex, bought in a military PX in 1974 for $345, being worth almost $700,000 today.

Time crystals. Right. Yeah I get it...

Any Youtuber who says (in big bold Impact font letters) that their video is about something shocking, and spend the first 20 minutes of a 25 minute video selling their products, joking with their friends and pointing at things. Adding in all the YT commercials and you’ve wasted hours of your precious life learning

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The Cybertruck has bigger issues, like slicing people’s carrots without pause.

How much for the life-size Robert Shaw replica?

The only thing I remember about the Mitsubishi Legnum VR-4 is that it was a monster in Gran Turismo.

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Someone did love his SWU so much that they created a 5K, 60fps version of the lauded “Holiday Special,” and posted it on YouTube. It is glorious.

TLDR; lightsabers are real.

The whole The Epsilon Program side project in GTAV was fun and frustrating, not just it made you walk around the desert forever, but once it ended, that was it. I felt like... I needed more.

It would have been cool to have an Aquaman/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover where we could have seen the crew of the Flying Dutchman challenge the Hammerhead Shark dudes to a twerking contest (ala She-Hulk) for dominance of the undersea world. No one would watch this horror show, of course, but it would still be

Elon is starting to look like Edger from “Men in Black.”

Fancy mustard swapping SOBs...

Love that Moto Guzzi. It’s just so...

I would love to hear some of the BTS stories of when Tim Allen and Chevy Chase did the 2006 movie “Zoom” together. Wow...

One block of firm tofu costs less than $2 and can last me 4 days. What’s not to love?