Kimmel is starting to look like one of the Saddam Hussein impersonators from “Arrested Development.”

There was a time, when car prices made sense, that you couldn’t even give Pintos away. They were cute little runners that could have helped America during the fuel crisis; if it wasn’t for that pesky gas tank.

This reminds me of the team of thieves who meticulously plan a $million jewelry heist and get away scot free, only to be caught the next day trying to sell diamond rings to strangers on the street.

I’m amazed how many of these people just cruise right thru red lights. I see this everyday. Did they change a law? Is this some TikTok challenge?

You can dump them right on top of the Beanie Babies currently choking the landfills.

I pour it in sideways, like a gangsta.

That area used to be the home of Toyota’s HQ and Nissans. I pass by there daily to get to my humdrum day-to-day. I wonder if they need any part-timers?

So Elmo opened a new facility in the state with the highest taxes, in one of the most expensive cities in said state, with the highest population congestion and highest rental prices? Texas really must suck.

Too bad that Mustang doesn’t have a crazy tall blower stack that’s activated by a button on the shifter; it would be a no-brainer.

This reminds me of 2006, when people were paying 20-25% over asking price for houses and properties that were already overvalued, except this is worse. Properties didn’t lose 20% of their value as soon as you moved in.

Boris Karloff’s character Hjalmar Poelzig in “The Black Cat” was loosely based on the real life occultist Aleister Crowley, which would explain the satanic imagery. Charles D. Hall, who did a lot of set design work at Universal Studios, was responsible for the Bauhaus style interiors, as was director Edgar G. Ulmer.

This guy’s face literally looks like an anus.

SPOILER: this scene didn’t make the final cut but it’s integral to the plot.

Chinese balloons, earthquakes, exploding trains and now THIS?!?

968s used to be a little secret among the Porsche-files as one of the few <$20k cars you can buy and really enjoy. The best bits of the 924 and 944 mushed into a sweet RWD 4-banger that gets ignored by onlookers but loved by drivers.

Are you telling me the developers actually rendered a female vagina, or do you mean the labium area of a woman’s crotch area? If you mean the actual vaginal cavity, then there’s no way that’s not intentional.

Protip: don’t buy any used Honda that isn’t fuel injected. I’ve heard plenty of horror stories of people with carbureted cars waiting weeks, months for parts (that Honda no longer supports) and qualified technicians (that Honda no longer trains) to rebuild their carburetors. Especially bad were the early Preludes that…

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Getting Honda R&D to put an actual hatchback in the Integra must have been like pulling teeth, not to mention the actual manual shift. I’ve changed my mind on this Integra refresh; it’s a sporty wolf in tepid sheep’s clothing, almost invisible to the unknowing. Whatever team was assembled to come up with this Integra c…

Honorable mention goes to the Acura Integra Type-R (3rd gen). Everyone I know who owned one had it stolen at some point and the engine ripped out. It’s considered a total loss to insurance companies so you’re going to have to pony up some cash to replace the B18C5, if you can find one.