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I’ve been listening to Michael Giacchino’s work on Spotify for a while now. His catalog of soundtracks is incredible.

$14,500.

“Hey, there’s a fire at the end of the tunnel! How do we turn around?”

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I thought this was a scene from “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark.”

Seems kinda clunky

Poor Jo. He will be 82 and most likely won’t run again, Trump will be either in jail or in exile. Who’s left? Whatever happened to Elizabeth Warren? She seemed cool...

Bring back Elizabeth Warren.

It’s a car you can drive, eat in, sleep in, sex in, transport large boxes, what else can you ask for?

I would have gone full Dr. Frankenstein and swapped in a Honda F20C from an S2000. Of course, that would blow your budget and take up a lot of time. On second thought...

Sgt. Tempus of the Time Police Local states that your Mach-E warranty has retroactively expired 20 years ago.

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They should have just re-created the Austin Power’s trench coat scene:

This should be fun. They should bring back white tires.

That Subaru Samba Van is pretty dope. They are sort of legendary in Japan, much like the VW Microbus. Very small, very utilitarian, very cute and tough.

I tried to get the DALL•E AI to imagine Chris Pratt as Wonder Woman. Apparently, even AI had a hard time calculating such a concept.

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Whenever people tell me that crypto money is the “new wealth,” it reminds me of this scene from “The Jerk,” where Steve Martin’s character Navin Johnson asks a waiter to bring him some new, fresh wine.

Someday Netflix will make a “Wild Wild Country” sequel about Trumpism, MAGA die-hards, QAnon believers, etc. They will interview these people 20 years later who, when asked, will still believe that the 2020 election was rigged, that Hillary Clinton erased some e-mails, and that pizza parlors have basements.

I did Burt Reynold in “TRON” in the style of Pixar. Technology is something else...

Honda will never make a car like the s2000 again, so scoop them up when you can. Mileage doesn’t matter as much; still plenty of parts available (even OEM parts) and a large online community to help with issues. There will be issues...

Same as when Vader tortured Han Solo on the Cloud City; it was to bring out the Jedi.

I love it when tech companies think they can solve everything with their particular systems or technology. Hey Apple, how about just keeping my Mac from erasing it’s keychain with every system update, or my iPhone from giving my location to corporations by default. Maybe then, you can operate my vehicle.