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All of these are complete junk, except for the Beskar Drink Coasters. Those are fire.

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I was hoping for a final crossover episode:

Where would any of these songs be without Autotune?

I’m getting the feeling that Musky just Wonka’d us all. People with unlimited funds tend to do that...

I first saw the Acura ZDX at the LA Car show, when it was brand new. The spokesperson was telling us how advanced the design was, how it was Acura’s design aspect moving forward. I opened the back door and tried to get in; I couldn’t get my head in no matter what angle I attempted. I gave out a condescending “whoops!”

A whole day? Luxury...

But then a sight she’d never seen made her jump and say
“Look, a golden winged ship is passing my way”

I’ve never, NEVER, witnessed a Tesla wearing a front license plate, which are required here in CA. Do cops not give tickets to Teslas?

This guy is starting to look like Trump’s cousin who deals meth out of an old ice cream truck.

These Previi are great for a couple of reasons. First, you can take all the seats out of the back and you essentially have a cargo van. Second, swap out the anemic 4-cylinder for a Camry V6 and you have a useful vehicle you can actually drive uphill.

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This was always my favorite scene from “The Fifth Element,” mostly because of all that’s going on; the extras, the real scenery, the robot bartender, the pacing, the cinematography, the subtle SFX, all combined to make a great result, indicative of the whole movie, really.

Zune, anyone?

I remember really liking “Avatar” when it came out, and then never watching it again. Weird...

I stuck one of these Ozone Air Purifiers in my cigarette lighter hole, and yes I drove with my windows open.

Don’t circle your calendars just yet, these are all target dates.

I’m not sure what’s happening to Musky’s face/head area, but he’s slowly evolving into Liza Minnelli’s next husband.

Case in point: I took over the lease of a 2013 Scion FR-S from a guy. I went thru Toyota Financing to facilitate the takeover, which involves a LOT of faxing and signing of faxes (who knew this was still a thing?). After finishing out the lease after about 2 years, Toyota told me my lease was ending soon and where I

At least he didn’t name Darth Vader “Breathy McHelmet.”

I think he’s up for the lead in “Soul Man 2.”

When a mother has to decide between buying food for her kids, putting gas in her car, and paying for subscription services like Amazon Prime, Netflix and Disney+, the superfluous become obvious.