All geniuses are crazy; not all crazy people are geniuses.

I miss the Honda CR-X del Sol LM Edition from the first two Gran Turismos. The idea of a mid-engine del Sol, essentially a mini-NSX, was really cool at the time.

Parking garages are sketchy as hell...

The news media trying to make gas tank drilling a “thing” feels a lot like Facebook trying to make META a “thing.” Drilling into a metal gas tank with a metal drill bit to obtain $50 worth of gas is almost as dangerous as working the midnight shift at 7-11.

I no longer possess the intellectual capacity to react to these headlines.

I clicked on the Decentraland link and it crashed my Chrome. That’s some first-class irony there.

Thieves understand that... gas explodes, yes?

Sony Ps5s (refurbished from a 3rd party seller) going for almost $900 still. Yeah, I’m not getting a PS5 anytime soon.

Honda insiders told me that the “I” in ILX always stood for Integra, just not officially. Whatever, it’s not my world anymore.

I blame Seinfeld:

Missed that. Thanks!

There was a rumor (perhaps listed here in Jalopnik) that players of GT7 would be able to swap any engine into any car. Seems like that has been wittled down to simply being able to swap you car’s old engine for a new one.

Media: gas prices are going even higher! Time to panic buy!

Duh...

Love this format!

People were turning in their GMC Cyclones during the “Cash-For-Clunkers” government buyout event years ago. If I remember correctly, they got $1500 for their supposed gas guzzlers?

Bring back Fast Lane Daily on your channel. That was a fantastic daily car show with a great cast that got cancelled just when cars got interesting.

Cops don’t want to stop sideshows because it’s good for ratings.

for $13k you can strip all the useful parts out of it and resell them individually, make double your money back and then scrap the rest. Much better than trying to keep it on the road.

Here’s me trying to muster up some sympathy for future Porsche owners: