for $13k you can strip all the useful parts out of it and resell them individually, make double your money back and then scrap the rest. Much better than trying to keep it on the road.

Here’s me trying to muster up some sympathy for future Porsche owners:

Chet and Colin must have had an... interesting childhood.

Brian Wilson was in a court-appointed conservatorship for a while when it was found that he posed a threat to himself. Not sure if it works the same when you threaten others.

My favorite technique for winning races in Gran Turismo was to floor it into a turn and ram the car in front of me to slow down, forcing him off the track and helping me gain position.

A Porsche for the Rolls Royce sect.

Once again, DEVO predicted this, like, over 40 years ago.

The best bang-for-the-buck swap for buses is a Corvair flat-6.

Unless my autonomous driver is wise-cracking, I’m not interested...

Great little car but...

“Gas Monkey Garage” was an entertaining faux reality show but a horrible car show. One episode consisted entirely of Richard Rawlings buying a fleet of old Mustangs, turning around and reselling them to another collector.

This is all based on the player having a PS5 of course, I assume. The PS4 version will most likely be scaled down, graphics wise.

Great job with the “Groundhog Day” photoshops today. Well done.

Great job with the “Groundhog Day” photoshops today. Well done.

Time to start a new poll article series: Project Car or Boat Anchor.

This would make on heck of a clothes dryer!

Attention, manufacturers:

Simpsons did it.

Any Volvo that’s not a wagon is a waste of car real estate. This is a nice little car that should be 1/2 of the price of what they are asking for. ND

Jesus. Tomb Raider, from 20 years ago, had more realism.

My friend had a shortwave radio and we used to spend hours turn the dial slowly to listen to whatever came up, from satanic masses in San Francisco to drone signals over the Caspian Sea, anything and everything in between. Not sure if it’s as big as it was back then, pre-Internet.