The difference between buying a car online and buying one in person is negligible. Unless you are a bodywork expert, a professional inspector, or someone like Wayne Carini, shopping for cars in person can be misleading. Online, you don’t have the pressure of salespeople breathing down your neck, the classic up-sell,…

Doubtful they brought back Dana the camp counselor (voice by Dana Carvey.) I always felt they could have explored that character a little more.

This reminds me of the Honda Element, a neat little do-all van that had functional everything and extra nothing. It didn’t sell well because people are dumb and don’t know what they really want, or need.

I predict that cars will get:
• more expensive
• more electric
• less fun
• more alike
• uglier
• more corporate (subscriptions, add-ons)

That Audi 90CS would be great if it had the 5-cylinder ICE, that really purred. The V6 is fine, but the 2.3 L 20-valve I5 was a screamer.

Don’t be the guy driving a car with “Le” in the name, unless it’s a Le Mans.

People love these mobile sewing machines for the same reasons they love VW Bugs; there’s only about 200 parts all together, you can fix them with duct tape and the change in the ash tray, they are great on gas and will never go out of style. The fact that they’re values have soared is testament to their appeal.

First, that Catalina is the coolest car ever. Even with the white walls.

I remember when a friend of my mom bought a new 190E and took us on a ride around San Diego, the car blew 2 fuses related to lighting, one for blinkers and one for the dash. It would seem that these cars had an inherent electrical issue stemming from bad grounds. The fact that these cars were all imported from either…

Whenever I dream about traveling the country in a car-pulled mobile home, I remember this scene from “The Long, Long Trailer:”

People saying new Subarus are ugly don’t realize that Subarus have always been ugly. That’s kind of their appeal; you don’t notice how ugly they are from inside the car.

“Oz the Great and Powerful” failed because it chose stunt casting over creativity. James Franco has come into his own as an actor (127 Hours, The Disaster Artist) but at the time he was just a name. Had the producers cast who they SHOULD have in the roll of The Wizard (Bruce Campbell) the movie would have had some…

Looks a lot like...

Painted with the same design brush as the PT Cruiser.

I love GTA and can spend hours just driving a taxi around, picking up passengers and beating them with a golf club when they try to flee without paying. It’s very cathartic.

Few people can appreciate the fact that this car was designed with absolutely no straight lines or hard corners.

Reality is a construct who’s boundaries are defined by our own limits of acceptance, our comprehensive capacity for realistic patterns and natural progressions. Buying fake yachts with digital money on computer-based worlds really only scratches the surface of how far we have evolved in our ability to process the…

Good Lord cars are ugly now.

Isuzu was WAY ahead of it’s time, and didn’t even know it.

Everything wrong with the new Integra can be seen in Acura’s rollout video. It has no clear market. The new Integra is not marketed to those who used to own Integras (and RSXs) because those people have aged out and now drive around in SUVs. The new Integra is not marketed at new car owners because they would rather…