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Hey, as long as I can take my free money and turn it into lotto tickets, I’m gold.

‘Twer it my abode, said owners wouldst find their comeuppance.

There’s always a way...

Question: do I have to wear a crash helmet if I use my Ford Shelby GT350R for my daily gridlocked 5mph commute?

Toyota: Hey, everybody! Remember that new Supra we teased you with for months, years even? Remember how you begged and begged for it? Remember how disappointed you were to learn it was really a BMW Z4 and looked like a BRZ with an aero package? Well, it’s FINALLY here at the dealerships (with a hefty markup, of course)…

Fan Theory: Pete “Maverick” Mitchell and Nick “Goose” Bradshaw both died in their F-14 Tomcat when Maverick flew into the chase plane’s wake. Everything we see after that was Maverick’s dying brain’s fantasy. This explains why his uniform never changes, nor his helmet or plane.

Owner: “Fix it again, Tony.”
Mechanic: “It’s electric. Nothing to fix.”
Owner: “Well, it stopped working.”
Mechanic: [shrugs] “Um, okay.” [plug it into wall].
Owner: [confusion escalates]
Mechanic: “That’ll be $200.”

Volvos are great vehicles as long as you never, ever have to repair them or have them smogged, then you’re füq’d.

The closest thing I could find in regards to AphC is “activity-dependent placticity,” which is pretty interesting.

If you really, really, really, REALLY have to by a Ford automobile (i mean, so many other choices), the only two options are the Focus RS (German made) and the F-150 Raptor. That’s... about... it.

Pure Cocaine.

The person who buys this car would probably also shop for used underwear.

This is going to make a hell of an episode.

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Me: never heard of this witchcraft.

The things that struck me about Signal Auto, the few times I passed by there, was that they had female mechanics working on cars (a rarity at the time) and they had people just hanging out, talking about cars. I’m not sure why it seemed original, much like a barber shop or record shop, maybe because most service shops…