I rented an Enclave a few years back to shuttle my buddy, and his friends, around for his bachelor party. It was a perfect vehicle for the task; solid, quiet, roomy, subtle, comfy and completely unnoticeable.

Hey, did you know Reynold’s Wrap comes in gold? Just sayin’...

Few dudes can pull off a three-cornered hat and get away with it.

Passenger: “Do you speak english?”
Pilot: “Oui un peu.”
Passenger: “This is a nice jet.”
Pilot: “Merci.”
Passenger: “You know, during the Falkland Islands... uh... incident, I flew quite a few missions in jets like these.”
Pilot: “Ca c’était quoi?”
Passenger: “Missions, you know, sorties.”
Pilot: “Sortie?”
Passenger: “Yeah,…

Why not solve the charging dilemma AND obesity at the same time?

This thing must smoke like a teenage piercing enthusiast.

Something tells me you can 2JZ-swap a Yugo and it will absolutely “mob.”

OMG can you imagine if Woody Allen had said he would never again cast a black man in a lead role, or supporting role, or non-supporting role, or a background role, in one of his movies? Oh wait...

Weren’t they going to change the name of Squaw Valley because the term “squaw” refers to a woman’s... um... area?

If you want to save the 86 platform, make it:
• electric
• 4WD
• fast as hell
• less than $30k
Can you imagine...

If movies have taught me anything, it’s that a highly-skilled team of mercenaries hijacked a submarine, silently boarded the tanker containing the cars, started a fire as a distraction and, as the crew escaped, cut a whole in the bow and unloaded the Porsches onto the submarine before the boat sank.

These Teslas are getting awful close to the car from “The Sleeper.”

The Simpsons pretty much spelled this out, 22 years ago.

Sadly, states where smog checks are required may not renew registrations on cars with outstanding recalls...

I got just as much from watching “Jesus Christ Superstar” as I did Mel Gibson’s torture-fest, plus a great soundtrack.

It’s pretty and all but for that price, I’d rather buy Buick’s Tour-X and a couple Waverunners.

Exterior: sharp enough to sharpen swords with.
Interior: plush enough to conceive a family in.
NP

I can’t wait for Doug DeMuro to point out all of it’s quirks and features.

Every car needs a rear-facing potato launcher, for pesky tailgaters.

A freind of mine has a V8 version and let me drive it the other night. He warned me how “stiff” the suspension would feel and how he could never “daily” the R8. IMHO it’s just as comfortable and endurable as my FR-S. Aside from the higher operating costs I didn’t feel it would be a problem commuting with it.