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Potvin? I hear he sucks.
You’ve insulted Rocky IV, and therefore insulted America. You should be ashamed.
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The Knicks have been trying it ever since they got Carmelo. Shit just doesn't work.
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Why in the hell was Fiers still in the game? After doing that to somebody your going to be shaken. Theres no way to focus in on the game and go after the batter. I feel for Fiers because he obviously didn't want to hit Johnson but he could have handled the screaming into the dugout part better. The situation is just…