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Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
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He got this kinda backward: If I ever missed work because I got injured lifting a jet ski, I would definitely claim it was a cocaine suspension.

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

I truly wanted to like the show and loved the premise, but the dialogue was so comically awful I couldn't make it beyond the fifth or sixth episode.

I guess you can just completely overlook the fact that if the ref doesn't call the charge, it was Michigans basketball because LeVert made the steal already. Also, don't mention how Michigan got completely hosed on a review about 30 seconds prior to even allow Tennessee to have a chance. Good article though. Really