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Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
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Has Jose Bautista decided if this is playing the right way or not yet?

Golfers are the worst.

Felipe Lopez

Can’t they do anything for themselves without thinking about the Yankees?

How dare you imply I played lacrosse growing up. I considered this a friendly conversation until this point sir. But this I cannot let stand.

Was honestly just a comment on the fact that a championship was won by a team sitting in a room watching on tv. No motivation for anything. I think its great they won.

By the way I’ve got your test results back. They’re positive!

Just saying it seems odd to me. Sorry to all you Anglophile soccer bros out there. No hate from me. Just different than what I’m used to.

There is no confusion here. And clinching a division title is not the same thing.

Didn’t say it was better or worse. Just an odd concept to me. Not what I’m used to with American sports.

Still don’t understand how they don’t have any type of playoff system. They just won a league championship while sitting at home.

Well that settles it he is obviously a genius.

sincerely

why did she have to stretch her arms to run on the treadmill?

Are there any bigger babies than baseball players on the entire planet?

I can’t figure out why these guys end up broke when they retire.

You know those crank calls are all fake right?

BOO!!!!!!!!

That was a flop

But how would we know which kids to try and exploit? Makes no sense.