mattmorgan56
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Even better:

Ukraine needs a Canadian.

You mean wasn't against the Astros? Fix this. Or I shall crush your skull like a clam on my tummy.

Harsh, dude. Stuff you do playing for AAA teams should count against any Major League team.

Let there be audio!

I'm not usually one to point out grammar mistakes. But "fucking fugly"? Unnecessary. Also, these cleats look fine. Do you just hate Nike? the fuck?

I'm giving permission to any beer snob out there to be shamelessly snobby right now. Why don't I see any porters on this chart? Is porter not beer? the fuck?

"And a good day to you, sir!"

Apparently he hasn't been invited to the Olympic Village orgy.

“Don’t act like you’ve written this been there.”

If dude has time to go on film this segment, dude has time to figure out who is playing. Meanwhile, you sound like a bigger douchebag trying to throw out some medical lingo and fucking it up. No one has ever committed a myocardial infraction.

Yes, Mrs. Costanza, I saw it.

You're correct in that he wouldn't owe much with his standard deductions and personal exemption. Probably in the ballpark of $1000 owed. But I don't think he'd get a refund. I've never won a prize like this but I doubt that anything is automatically withheld. That's how refunds get generated.

Looks like they are, in fact, the exact same length since the strike.

It was after the whistle. He got 15 yards for it. Should've been tossed. Worse than throwing a punch.