I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!

I was tricked!

“If true...” .... !!?!?! these assholes...

Even IF she was....still nobody’s biz but hers....

I had a Lil Professor!

Got ‘er on camera, stealin’ boxes.

The video plays like a meme. “yadda yadda talkin shit” quick cut to her ass gulping like a fish out of water on the damn sidewalk like a CHUMP! HA!

Oh man. Thats my hometown. Yikes. Way to represent, Chesterfield.

Klassy Kommenter King over here, yall!

Here for Cyco Myko.... and I’m good.

Whoooo, man. Work is gonna be AWKWARD today....

Dolgin’s / Venture / Grandpa Pidgeon’s ....ah the glory days.

I hear Trump Tower stocks the BEST Narcan. Big beautiful vials of Narcan! The best Narcan. #NAGA

Why’d his assistant have Narcan on hand? I’ve never once asked my assistant to administer Narcan. So much to unpack....

All of this. I’ve resuscitated two people in my life who were ODing on narcotics and that one sentence has MAJOR PROBLEMS. Seems . A . Bit. Fishy.

Soooo that headline....sup with that? Got me to click, so I guess it worked.

I see whatchoo did there...

Same. :D

I love everything I’m seeing here (except a few greys).

Why these fucks ALWAYS come with the “no wrongdoing” line, right off the bat. As if anyone is going to see their bullshit statement and say “Oh? Well thanks for clarifying. Drop the charges.”