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Matt Kehhster
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I don't know where to start on this; the AV Club writing an article about why the Stooges are great is like having Christmas on your birthday: in theory cool, but actually a little overwhelming and awkward for me. Either way, thanks for giving me an excuse to listen to this band again because they kick ass.

It would be if Gimme Danger wasn't right after it to mutate its thunder.

I would really rather see a sequel to Prometheus, a mostly stupid but bonkers sci-fi feature that ended in a clear cliffhanger, then Blade Runner, a property people actually respect and think was done (at least in Ridley's cut) with a modicum of class.

When the Emmy judges watch Modern Family, what are they really watching? I want to watch that.

Shameless attention grab lacks artistic integrity of its 20th Century Fox and Jurassic Park fore-bearers.

It seems like a lot of later portrayals of Skinner tend to lean on one note of him, like the lives with his mother, or just that he's a real dweeb. Both of these things are true, but the way seasons 3-5 also sort of justify all these as an outgrowth of his sort of traumatic experience in Nam.

One of my favorite video games to play while inebriated is the Nintendo 64 port of seminal pioneering 3D racer Cruis'n USA. Cruis'n is not a smart game. its geography is perplexing (one two minute race, which starts in the grand canyon, ends just past Mount Rushmore), its car physics and AI often turn what should be a

My ten year old brother is going through the series right. He's gonna be so disappointed by the film.

I felt it was meant to show a distance both temporal and geographic. Once Joshua and Margaret went into the grasslands, things looked largely familiar. The suggestion I got was one of a larger Oo that the viewer is still unacquainted with.
Also interesting (and almost definitely already mentioned), Joshua saying

Still slowly working my way through Earthbound. I'm on my way out of Twoson into what I can only imagine is a cult village to save Paula, who I named Cheri for some reason. I have Lifeup B now, but the enemies are still pretty tough, and I died a few times. Thankfully, my mysterious father, who sure seems to sleep a

As for relationship ones, "Do Me a Solid", "Camping Can Be Cool", "Butt Dial", "Yes Dude Yes", "Bad Kiss", "TGI Tuesday", "Do or Diaper", "Picking Up Margaret", "Meteor Moves", "Family BBQ", "Steak Me Amadeus", "Laundry Woes", "New Years Kiss", "Dodge This", "Portable Toilet" and "I Like You Hi" should be enough to

Can totally imagine him saying "You're fired," but it's like a really sweet moment, and he's like wiping a little tear from his gumball head. Mordecai hits the road to go to animation school, while Rigby stays behind, content and self-reliant.

I worked a day-camp this Summer, and we usually watch a children's movie once a week, so this Wednesday I brought in Aladdin to honor the man. The genie certainly felt like a tragic character, literally in chains but also often spontaneously doing benevolent or malevolent acts almost as second nature, someone with

Universe where zombies are used as Flintstones esque servants/power sources, and has in the wake of the so called zombie apocalypse become ruled by a corrupt aristocracy with massive zombie armies. Twist 1: They engineered the whole thing for their own gain. Twist 2: The mass market zombie chow found at super markets

So tired of white men being framed for murder for shady reasons in my movies

#rememberwhenpftandscottaukermanweredoingttheirechnicalitynodownboooverbitandhardwicktriedtointegratehimselfintoitthatwasjustembarassing

My parents dont get it.

Broad City's pilot was pretty excellent, if that counts.

And not even the best youtube poop of that commercial at that.

Cheesies is such a cool restaurant. So, uh, good job on that.