I can just hear Nick’s Humphrey Bogart cadence now:

A lot of people have already said it with great embellishment. So I will be direct;

Here’s a snippet of the translated pirate speak I’m working on:

Hey... my women’s cosplay group has been discussing this at length. ‘m not going to post what any of them wrote, because its’ none of my business, but I will reiterate my own opinion here:

Gamebryo’s ghost still haunts us.

I should have anticipated that this subject would bring out the Brotaku knuckledraggers in force. They’d better batton down the hatches on these comments. A fucking shitstorm of whiny man-babies is about to descend.

11/10 would sniff

We’ve known of an exploit to eliminate size limits on console versions for a couple weeks now. Just put guns in your workbench, pull them out, drop them, and then store them in the workbench again. It shrinks the size meter.

Is that your criterion for buying games?

And this is why it is still rough in many areas to say you are a gamer. You always have to follow it with I enjoy them in my free time and do not consider myself a gamer. All so you can distance yourself from all the nuts but still admit to enjoying it.

Stranger things have happened. Game Boys are sturdy as hell.

dude, fuck anybody who isn’t down with pursuit of universal equality. nothing “hipster” about that.

He’s such a thoroughly repulsive person. And I’ve had the misfortune of personally interacting with his petty, thin-skinned, nasty self a few times online, to the extent that his work is pretty much totally poisoned for me.

yeahhhh fuck that guy

And for my salad, I'll have a bowl of croutons.

“26 Turns building that thing. Its fine I will build the Pyramids. Only another 33 turns. Sure I will go sleep after that”

I’ll repeat what I’ve said before: I’ll stop preordering video games when I regret a preorder.

Do what you want, it’s your fucking money.

Ok I know, but I saved 40% by preordering Mad Max from greenmangaming! I couldn’t give less of a shit about the bonus but I saved a considerable amount on a game I would have bought anyway! And...and I like Avalanche Studios! And...fine, I’ll go stand in the corner.