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Matt Scanlon
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Our robots can't shoot you, but they can choke the life out of you!

"My partner went deliciously insane with power, you see. Something I'm quite immune to. ROBOTS, COMMIT MASS SUICIDE!"

What if the people are actually robots, and the robots are holograms?

Series finale prediction: naked robot revenge.

"So the standard 6 day, 5 night vacation package is $7,500. An evil vacation package is $10,000."

"You're the most brilliant scientist in the world. Are you going to try and cure cancer? Get man to Mars?"

yes

Can Terry Crews receive the Best Supporting Actor nomination he deserves now?

The caustic satire is still very much there, you just have to read between the lines.

Indians weren't exactly thrilled by the Homestead Act and Transcontinental Railroad.

Full tip? Probably not. But then again my definition of full tip is like 25% percent, if not a tad more.

You've given me something considerable to ruminate upon.

Stiff a waitress should be at least -100 points.

How many points is marrying Dax Shepard worth?

FDR in hell seems harsh.

No it does not.

Does that mean he meant what he said when he claimed that he believed the issue was settled in favor of 'born in America' after the long form birth certificate was released in '11?

Well that's the difference. When Trump says he thinks Obama was born in Kenya, I think Trump honestly thinks Obama was born in Kenyan. There is no hidden angle. People mean what they say.

Do you think Donald Trump actually believes Obama was born in Kenya, or is he just playing to the crowd?

For one example, Pakistan's intelligence service didn't permit the rise of Pakistani AQ because 'Death to Anerica!'