So what happens when one of these clowns gets shot in the face?

Why do some people respond to jokes with talking points? for starters.

Hillary Clinton jet's is getting upgrayedd on Monday. Her new ride will be big enough to accommodate reporters.

No, pop culture, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! P-Pop culture! NOOOO!

How do you keep up with the show like that?

Prediction: on January 1, 2017 everyone will enjoy the bunnies from Sing!. And on December 31, 2017 everyone will be sick of the bunnies from Sing!.

This is the correct reaction to the Kaepernick kerfuffle.

That's a very good suggestion!

Help me in with this; help me in with this; help me in with this.

I mean throw an evil clown in True Detective S1 and you basically have IT.

Pennywise Lives! was spray painted on some statue in Dreamcatchers.

And then, "Honk! Honk!", the car honked its own horn!

Preteen me: "Can I watch an R rated movie?"

I'd rather federal agents not stick their noses in Western Union transfers.

WRONG!

On a scale from 1-10, 1 being no chance whatsoever, and 10 being metaphysical certitude, will Trump say Nieto agreed to pay for the wall after tomorrow's meeting?

This is really something more for Gil, isn't it?

The Age of Aristocracy 1688-1830 (History of England, vol. 3), argues there are like, 7 or 9 or something like that, world wars.

I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.

Alison Brie might be the hottest woman currently existing.