Origin of the Species was published in 1859.

Politico with the scoop: Stephen Bannon is a wife beater.

"You've had your 7 minutes of maternity leave!"

Isn't the crazy period at the end of your career part of being a legendary announcer though?

Bezos: Meeting adjourned. Now everyone get in line for the mandatory pat-down. You won't get paid for this.

"Before we begin, is anyone here an undercover cop?"
"I am, and she is."
"Well, I'd like you to please leave."
"Should we take our hidden camera?"
"Would you?"

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. I loved Boyhood.

No, but Europe's gonna Europe.

Where's Jem and the Holograms?

Reads the list:

'I have seen wicked men and fools, a great many of both; and I believe they both get paid in the end; but the fools first.'

I guess that's why it stayed in the can for over a year.

"Still yes."

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Attach the stone of shame!

Prosecution: "Would most guys have sex with a hot girl rather than get medical attention for a serious wound?"

Dear A.V. Club,

Box is a dead man. Never check the "ordinary death" box, Box.

♪Single female lawyer♪
♪Falling in love with clients♪

And as I'm sure you know, local news is usually more trusted than the flagship evening news.