The Real Deal Holyfield

President Bill Clinton: Good evening. I come before you tonight, not to talk about the important business of running the country, but, rather.. [ holds up bulky report ] ..to specifically address this huge document that the lawyers for Paula Jones have made so graciously available to me. My fellow Americans, I have…

Fun fact: when he was a medical student, former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist would adopt cats from shelters for the purpose of fatal medical experiments.

Wait I thought Hillary killed Linda Tripp's cat?

The Clintons moneyman is the governor of Virginia. Hillary's running mate is the former mayor of Richmond, former governor, and son-in-law of Linwood fucking Holton. And Trump is just learning Loudon and Fairfax are kinda important.

Meg Whitman not only endorsing Hillary Clinton, but donating 6 figures and bringing her donor network with her.

Realclearpolitics published an essay awhile back arguing Nixon won the 1960 popular vote, not due to Chicago or LBJ, but Alabama.

Today in right wing tweets:

I expect Jack, much to Liz's consternation, would publicly support Trump, and make connections among Trump supporters to find more Cooter type marks.

Weird I must of imagined 8 years of vitriol directed towards Chimpy McHitler.

My most immediate concern with a Trump presidency would be the people he would appoint to US attorney positions and the assignments Trump would task them.

1) I read somewhere on here that if Trump insinuated his supporters were racially motivated that would lose him the white lower class vote.

This is Reagan's presidential announcement.

I honestly think that John McCain thinks if he retires, he dies, because who the hell wants to be an 86 year old senator.

I think hyperbole on both sides is one of the many things that led to the rise of Trump.

So what you're saying America should be second?

Georgia

You think Donald Trump is only 10% worse than Mitt Romney?

Not the elephants! No!

Possible space reptile Roger Stone and the guy who only half paid attention to Cabaret, Milo Yiannopoulos, are already laying the groundwork for post election conspiracy theories. Oh, and violence.