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Seamus O'Reilly, Fredericksburg Virginia, December 13th, 1862: "Oh Mary! Mother Mary, I'm shot. My journey to a strange land ends in my death on the battlefield! At least I die knowing my sacrifice will preserve the Union and end the wickedness of slavery."

"If I could go back in time and undo slavery I would, I hate it." - Justin Timberlake

I'm not saying we didn't get our hair mussed.

Charles Lyndon told Barry Reymond, "I'm a man who'd rather be known as a cuckhold than a fool".

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE USING EMAIL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!

I'll take terrified of scrutiny over insane every single time.

Zoidberg voice: "Why not Gary Johnson?"

You realize of course that it was almost certainly Hope Hicks, the 28 year old former Ralph Lauren model and current Trump communications director, answering these questions and not Trump.

"Those who didn't like this policy used to sneer that it made us "the air force of the KLA." And this sneer, as it happens, was more or less accurate. (I well remember one Kosovar militant crudely rejoicing in the sudden appearance of friends in the sky, and saying that it enabled his comrades to "fuck Milosevic with

According to Christopher Hitchens, Al-Qaeda did indeed show up in the former Yugoslavia during the Civil War, and offered protection to Muslims.

Right wing DNC reviews, Day 3:

Hey have you seen those gals when they go into wedding mode?

I genuinely do not care how corrupt the Clintons are. I will vote for corrupt over crazy every single time.

I thought summer didn't exist in Stars Hollow.

You think Sanders voters care all that much about Putin?

Billy Corgan: "Noise complaint?"

Dean's campaign had already imploded. The "scream" was just an easy marker.

It's cause John McCain, while indeed a POW, is also an effete member of the "establishment", and thus never actually experienced real suffering like real Americans do.