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Matt Scanlon
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Where the hell do people still write down names on paper ballots?

Increased nuclear proliferation in the Far East and Persian Gulf is hilarious!

In this forum we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

I've been following politics damn near obsessively since 1992. I have never - never - supported a presidential candidate at the primary stage who went on to win the nomination. I would imagine it's an incredible feeling - like your team winning the Super Bowl.

I've seen Hillary Clinton in the flesh three times, and only once did she suddenly freeze and some IT looking guys came out and unscrewed a panel in the back of her neck and then she was back to normal, so I'm pretty sure she's real.

Then yes.

Which state?

Pew, pew! Pew!

Can I plagiarize myself?

Her version of "The Aristocrats" was the best.

Go, go Power Rangers!

David Simon could make an entire HBO series on what you just wrote. It would be dull.

George H.W. Bush wrote in his diary after becoming president that he had no idea the massive responsibilities of the president, including intelligence he was unaware of.

Might've been a shelter with foster agreements with rescue organizations. Also, dogs are generally given more time than cats.

Bojangles is gross.

"The process is the punishment." - Mark Steyn

Lucky cat, most kill shelters euthanize after 72 hours.

0%.

2007 Edwards supporter: "You guys Edwards is like Bill Clinton but better."