"Let's get biz-ay!"

So when you liberals get your maternity leave in the 2020s is it going to be funded through Social Security, or through the states like unemployment insurance?

Sometimes it's just better to be Lenny at Flanders breakdown.

"Where should we build our top secret evil lab? The Alaskan wilderness? The Nevada desert?"

Major Garrett was on CBSN last night making that very point, and then said that everyone on the RNC floor he spoke to neither understood nor cared.

It would be less of an issue if Trump's campaign wasn't predicated on the notion that the Obamas are illegitimate and unAmerican.

Just grass roots activists.

There are never hidden angles or a secret clever scheme.

The electoral math doesn't favor Trump at all.

Oh, Michael. Michael, you are blind. It wasn't a miscarriage. It was an abortion. An abortion, Michael. Just like our marriage is an abortion. Something that's unholy and evil. I didn't want your son, Michael! I wouldn't bring another one of you sons into this world! It was an abortion, Michael! It was a son Michael!…

My understanding is that was a scheduling mistake due to Michael Flynn not shutting up. Ernst was originally scheduled for prime time.

"At the same time there is reason to think that Gandhi, who after all was born in 1869, did not understand the nature of totalitarianism and saw everything in terms of his own struggle against the British government."

Churchill thought the moment Robert E. Lee returned to his Arlington home after turning down Lincoln's commission of the Union Army deserved to be captured in tapestry form, for some reason.

Winston Churchill once wrote a particularly cringe inducing essay entitled "If Lee Had Not Won the Battle of Gettysburg", which imagines WW1, WW2, and the Russian Revolution never happening because the Confederacy won the Civil War. (I think the South would've teamed up with the Nazis.)

It can always get worse.

All right, so I MADE a mistake! ONE MISTAKE! Can't a man start over?! Do I have to keep on PAYING?! HUH?! Maybe I should make another mistake! Maybe TWO more!

Product placement is a proud tradition of 80's movies. Without Skittles, Elliot would have never found E.T. Without Baby Ruth, Chunk would have never befriended Sloth. And without McDonald's, Eric would have never shown Mac a birthday party.

The Fonz did hawk reverse mortgages, that's the only negative thing I can think of.

"No douche-bag talk in my house!"

Don't want to get into spoilers, but I think they can easily extend the story to season 2. Whether or not that's a good idea is another internet argument.