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Matt Scanlon
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Baltimore times ten! Good lord, that's 75% a New York City!

Joe Biden said in Jeffrey Goldberg's recent Atlantic article that Hillary Clinton, "Wants to be Golda Meir".

You have given me something to ponder, sir. Or madame, possibly.

I've always interpreted Xander telling Willow "This year has really sucked" in the S6 finale to be meta.

Good thing no one ever ruined The Godfather saga with an unnecessary and terrible third movie.

In your new socialist paradise, will I be allowed to own a 50" HDTV?

There you go, bringing class into it again!

Got a call the other day from the Colorado GOP, looking for money. Obviously, the caller is almost certainly a volunteer, but I thought it was bizarre and telling that he never called Hillary Clinton by her name, but rather said "that woman".

Cogent and persuasive, sir.

Saturday Night Live

You don't think there's a difference between "We are Albert Brooks movies" and "We are Albert Brooks movies"?

Edison creates movies.

$5 Tuesdays!

Wow, this is uh…this is a black day for baseball.

What!? No. What hellish 80's teen movie did you grow up in?

USA! USA!

"Sports, say the ancient Greeks, is morally serious because mankind's noblest aim, is the loving contemplation of worthy things."

What if, like my lacrosse team in high school, there were no cuts and organized sports actually provided an opportunity to turn that gangly uncoordinated mess into a halfway decent athlete?

Omaha! Omaha… set!