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Matt Scanlon
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10 year old girl: "Make the political and ethical case for supporting your house's cause."

Rory Gilmore is also hispanic.

Most AV Clubbers in good standing recognize a Simpsons quote when they see one.

Maybe you all are racists, too!

"which in effect is telling people not to have children if they can't afford it."

Mohamed Atta violated visa law, but it's clear you're a rank ideologue to whom facts don't matter.

All Scottish strike force dream team, go:

I mean, I realize nothing will ever convince you that more Floridians voted for Bush than Gore in 2000, but here's a futile attempt anyway.

From a purely political standpoint I think it needs to be Cory Booker, to bring out the African-American and youth vote.

Oh I would bet $1000 on Trump calling Hillary a bitch before the election. I'm completely serious.

In 2004 Bush won 40% of the Hispanic vote and 25% of the African-American vote.

"Yeah, if someone breaks immigration law, what's the harm?"
- Mohamed Atta

Um, Colorado Springs?

Improving school choice is one area in which some Republicans are presenting better ideas than some Democrats.

I live in Denver and it's doing alright.

It makes me sad to think of Hank Hill voting for Trump.

Hammers within sickles.

Your comment gave away too much, thanks.

A buffoon? In a comedy! Oh, how deliciously absurd!