Counterpoint: every death from the movie Commando.

I'm still not 100% convinced Stannis is dead.

Cody Lambert

"So, why do you want to join the GCPD?"

There's only one year of the teen witch: 1989.

For a moment I couldn't understand why this article had pictures of Pakistanis, then I realized this was in fact not about Alien Nation.

Yeah, but you're also not in an epic power struggle to control the realm. I call my siblings by their first names, and always have, but you better believe that if we were competing for a throne I'd be saying, "brother", in the most dramatic way possible. What good is a Kingsmoot, if you're not going to do it right?

Can anything that's not lowest common denominator, especially late night, succeed on network television?

He was known as "Ramsey the consensus builder."

A wizard did it.

Just like when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive!

"Fuck, Selina Meyers!"

It was 100% easy to call and still awesome.

"And who gave birth to the demon smoke monster?"

So is Alliser Thorne the first to say Jon Snow is a god? Like a reverse Judas?

A wizard did it.

Cause the Lord of Light only allows resurrections when you've stopped believing in the Lord of Light, but then only after you've strongly believed in the Lord of Light, and even then it can be tricky.

For a solid moment there I was like, "Oh shit! They are doing the warg into ghost thing!".

You've got weird rules, Lord of Light.

Are 18th century fops and dandies ever not hilarious?