“That movie is so sad, when Leonardo has to draw that fat white girl.”

So… very funny?

I learned to shoot a gun when I was 8. Ain't no nothing wrong with kids learning how to properly handle guns. Gun licenses are probably a good idea, though.

Hmm, honestly I think Native American women have an even worse situation than African American women, statistically speaking.

I hope this is just a stealth re-release of Do the Right Thing.

I thought you said it was a metaphorical gut punch!

STOP DRILLING YOU'VE HIT OIL!

Yeah just give Martha a Pinochet parachute over the Florida strait. Problem solved if you're KGB.

Gaad has Walton Mountain he can always go back to.

I think we've only covered like 72-96 hours since the Pastor Tim episode, amazingly.

I believe that is the dude who had to get himself deported without making it look like he was a spy, so he came up with the coolest plan of all time to get deported: drive drunk until he was arrested.

The landscape looked more like Harpers Ferry than Rock Creek Park.

In the USSR it was common for military units, foreign embassies, the local dmv, to have ideological officers who operated outside the chain of command, and reported directly to the KGB. The movie Hunt for Red October shows this set-up pretty well.

Yeah, her freshman year at college is going to be wild.

Alison Wright staring into nothing as Phillip tells her she'll be alone in Russia is the best stare into nothing look I've seen since Mark Wahlberg in Boogie Nights.

Paige drinks beer! Paige drinks beer!

Barton Fink! Barton Fink!

"They ruined all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just…."

Cause she wears bright colors and an obvious wig.

I think Alabama holds that honor.