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The Banana Boys make an appearance!

"Turtle gets his!"

Quiet, you Hitler!

Yes, Eyes Wide Shut rang true to my life experience as well.

Clearly the solution here is for Schumer to abscond to South Africa.

That 70's Show doesn't get enough stoner respect. Those kids were high every goddamn episode.

So it is love, then?

I have honestly never seen the movie and know nothing beyond the marketing campaign from however many years ago Interstellar was released.

Too bad Xan got fat in Connecticut.

What emotional abuse? If anything Better Call Saul shows Jimmy is a born con-man.

"Dr. Strange, I understand the claw hand, but why did you give her reptile skin?"

West Covina is just as toxic as New York, Rebecca. Move somewhere else.

More like "Superficial liberal politics and 90's era Simpsons: how the AV Club mastered the art of click-bait", amirite?

It's not your fault you don't get the reference Baritenor. It's not your fault.

Hey now Galifianakis took risks with Baskets.

You know what would be funnier than an unfunny sketch about speedballs? A sketch about pitching a sketch about speedballs to Lorne Micheals.

I think the idea is to not say who Kimmy's mom is.

Emerges from sewer: "We killed Bebop the pigman, and ate so much pizza!"

"Oh, no! Those Santas must be coming from a funeral."