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"Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?" - Phillip J Fry, after trying to get it on with a mermaid

Murderface Shepard

AGENT. COULSON. IS. AN. AVENGER. IT IS CANON. CAN'T TAKE IT BACK! That look on Coulson's face when Fury said "Exactly."

Too bad he tweeted today at 2:24 PM instead of 4:11 PM. That would've taken it to another level.

Thrawn NEEDS to be in the new trilogy. And if he is, Benedict Cumberbatch is the only one who can play him.

Look at Body.

use rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle on M'Fashnik

"Dont go off your chain, Django"

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

"...and nobody's shadow can CAST like Gaston!"

I'd fuck me in it.

Joel Hodgson did it first.

Like a Bawse.

How the horse got my pajamas I don't know.