I'd call it a DEEP dive!

And Pirates of the Caribbean 2.

If you're gonna date some, io9, it's just good manners to take them out to a nice restaurant, maybe a movie, and someplace nice afterwards for coffee.

Sure, technically a TV show, but I can watch any movie they riff multiple times. It's at least an annual thing for me to run through every (available) episode. And if you REALLY want to split hairs about it being a TV show, then you can assume I'm talking about Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.

The accumulated filth of all their Rule 34s and Mary Sues will foam up about their waists and all the trolls and commenters will look up and shout "Save us, Rob!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Squick."

Why a Fables movie? Why not a series on a premium channel, like Game of Thrones on HBO. The material is serial to begin with, being a comic book, so it makes sense to adapt it to a television series as opposed to big budget films released every couple of years. That way, you have episodes that focus on the large…

I really like Star Wars, and I'm super happy that a company like Disney, with plenty of resources at their disposal, has control of the Star Wars franchise. Personally, I'd prefer not to have Star Wars within the Kingdom Hearts universe, only because all I've been hearing from people who haven't played Kingdom Hearts…

And they make movies that would have fueled more seasons of MST3K for YEARS. A mix of old classic crap and new crap. Sadness at potential unfulfilled.

We are the same, you and I.

Not at all, there were several factors leading to Saturn's demise. I'm just saying that the "it's out now!" announcement didn't work like they hoped.

Sega tried that in 1995 with the Sega Saturn, showcasing it at E3 and then revealing it was immediately for sale at select retailers.. It didn't work out too well for them.

Here are some of the strangest ones.

Hmmm...nope, nothing past 1999. Sounds about right. LucasArts was, for me, all about adventure games, and when they abandoned the genre by canceling Sam & Max: Freelance Police and Full Throttle 2, the company I knew was gone. Not that I truly resented their decision, since the genre was no longer viable (Sierra…

That was Virgin Interactive and Westwood Studios, but yes, it was an amazing game.

And six bucks too high.

Wonder if we'll need to put Luigi's hand in warm water to solve any puzzles or for a special attack?

If kids want to see something, they're quite resourceful and will see it. This coming from a kid whose first computer game was Leisure Suit Larry and was introduced properly to anime via Vampire Hunter D. And by "kid" I mean before I turned 13.

Bastard is also in there. It's not one of Carlin's 7 Words, but I'd still have gotten a pop for saying it out loud in front of my mom.

But Rob, what about the Rifftrax of the Star Wars Holiday Special?

Mickey's Christmas Carol is a personal favorite of mine that still holds up. Prominently featuring Scrooge McDuck as his namesake is an obvious plus, but the scene where the Ghost of Christmas Future, portrayed by regular Disney villain Big Bad Pete, pushes Scrooge into his open grave, and laughs along with a demonic…