Three way tie:

A great problem of our society is that people don't watch enough rallying.

Solution, Raph: move to a city that's less of a drain on your soul... And wallet.

Every time I see someone litter I want to punch them in the throat. If there was ever a sign of a lazy piece of shit, littering is it.

Litterers are the shittiest people ever.

Sadly, I have four (and yes, they're all very stupid. No excuses):

My father has a slightly less forceful approach of deliberately walking into people who aren't paying attention.

Thats subjective, I think it looks great. SO FUCK YOU.

oops, I thought this was a Fusion, my bad.

Some of us would love to see a Gizmodo article on using that IR camera to find insulation leaks in homes, apartments and attics.

I use my miata for grocery runs.

The color is great. Car looks great overall! The challenger is the best looking of the retro-muscle cars. It is a simple, clean, elegant design. The others are too fussy.

Just give it to Nevada. Wouldn't hurt for Tesla to expand to other states, especially one with better tax-rates and is seriously hurting for jobs. Also mile after mile of prime real-estate for the factory + solar power.

Completely true story: I went to Momocon in Atlanta this year and was dressed as Dr. Krieger from Archer. When I would get stopped by someone when I didn't want to talk, I would shout "Smoke bomb!" and run away. Costumes can, surprisingly, be an introverts best friend.

Not true; they might be, but they wouldn't know for sure

I'm thinking they should pay homage to Doom and call it the BFT.

Guns are fine, but don't mess with a bunch of magnets... that shit will kill you!!!!

You see the problem right there in that video, you are all driving on the wrong side of the road.

Man, it really bugs me when people say stuff like that. Yes. A mustang is lighter. But you know what? That mustang feels like a pig next to my 350Z, and you know what? My 350Z feels like a pig next to an S2000, which feels like a pig next to a first gen MR2, which feels like a pig next to an MGB which feels like a pig…