matthewbrazle
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matthewbrazle

I’ve always likened Gran Turismo to a museum; sterile but full of knowledge and beautiful works of art.

This was the intro from the start! I still remember picking up the game on release day in the US and it definitely had this amazing intro.

THE ORIGINAL VERSION WITH MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST AND I WILL VIOLENTLY ARGUE WITH ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE!!!!

People rocking old school jams like it’s no big deal are totally awesome. There’s a guy in my neck of the woods that uses a clapped out BN2 Austin Healey as his daily driver. The best part about it is he’s the only owner the car’s ever had.

What? Torchinsky has a dumb, useless suggestion? No way.

I know he said it wasn’t a wheelie, but... it was a wheelie. Don’t do wheelies at highway speeds and you shouldn’t have to worry about a tank slapper like this. Don’t be your own idiot when there are plenty of idiots around you to worry about.

Logan had over 15 years of groundwork laid down.

People complaining about the wheels and stance ? Underneath the flesh, you have the basics of the Honda S2000 - Miata formula, only turned up to 11. I might be bias when it comes to BMWs, but I am bias when it comes to good ///M-BMWs, and this is a good chunk of performance for the money. Try finding an M car for that

Yeah, I wonder how many of the jabronis who comment have ever been in a competition halfpipe. They’re basically ice, the walls are vertical and about 18’ high. I’ve snowboarded since ‘91 and those things scare the hell out of me. Also, there’s a reason ski areas don’t build the damn things, they’re death traps.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Wonderful news! The normal, boring car you drive every day has been magically replaced with an Alfa Romeo SZ. Think of the fun you’ll have from now on!

Did he also attend a third tier dental school at the time?

I’ve always wanted this instead:

I mean, i will never ever ever ever ever ever own one.

But i mean c’mon.

There’s a little piece of each of us that wants one.