#2 You had me at "rocket powered Lincoln Continental"
1989-1990 Dodge Caravan Turbo 5-speed
"trooper protection surfaces"?
My 1978 Datsun 280Z. Bought it 12 years ago, lived in OKC the whole time. I have driven to Montana, California, Ohio, numerous times and many places in between. Many trips to Texas too. Don't know how many miles that has been, but I would guess 100k or so.
BMW + Netherlands + burnout + dyke = accident waiting to happen.