Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

In what universe is this not just a done-deal massive cash settlement for the poor sap they just dragged off the flight? Even if united had contractual authority to remove passengers for this reason, doing so BY FORCE seems like it’s just making someone a millionaire overnight...

United should have just gotten a rental car for their employees that needed to get to Louisville for the next day. It’s a 4.5-5.5 hour drive according to Google maps.

Yeah, I’d say 2 percent is a pretty generous chance for an 8 seed winning it all. And it’s not too far off from the chances of winning the lottery when you just miss the playoffs.

I’d rather take that two-percent chance that the Knicks get the eight seed and win it all than [have] a lottery pick.”

D.B. Pooper

He’d have to prove they’re wrong...not easy to do.

Yeah, the ping of the post is the best hockey sound. Especially because it either means “fucking hell” or “thank christ”.

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

Glad to see my alumni donations are going to good use, wait, I’ve never donated. Carry on. Go Blue Hens!

That drink being:

Definitely Broom Girl, unassisted, at 0:11.

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

what exactly are those two guys in the lead picture doing on defense

It’s mind-boggling that the largest sports site in the country (world?) doesn’t let you click on the byline to pull the writer’s archive. I’m somewhat convinced that this intentional so as to force traffic to the homepage.

But how many of those hits are Russian hackers trying to data mine Yahoo’s servers?

Good think for them they might have two top-ten picks in this draft which is heavy on the exact positions they are weak in.