Indeed. There is no getting past this breach. Since name, SSN and DOB were all involved, most consumers alive and consuming at the time of the breach will never be able to get that genie back in the bottle. Nothing can be done short of maybe issuing all new SSN numbers. The system is permanently compromised.  Shut it…

He is saying “everybody” who takes part in usual commerce in the US was affected.

... and perhaps a dash of insurance fraud.

I’m absolutely determined to complain about the lack of a manual transmission. On the other hand, this car sounds like it going to be phenomenal bang for the buck, so I can’t say I don’t kind of want one despite that... This is a first for me.

Nah man, true GOP folks aren’t going to say this guy was mentally ill for believing the same stuff they do. They will excuse it away somehow before they do that. They might say his actions specific actions were misguided, or his “sincerely held religious beliefs” or such nonsense.

They’ll all be saying this stuff openly once they finally put an end to the “out of control PC culture” that prevents them from speaking the “truth”*

*truth is simple bigotry in the case of people who rail against political correctness

This bodes well for the future attractiveness of Zach Galifianakis to the ladies.

I work in a professional office environment and it has been at least fifteen years since I regularly wore a tie. I don’t even own a suit that fits anymore. There are a few holdout industries that do the suit and tie thing still, but they mostly look ridiculous and like they are trying to pull one over by overdressing…

What in the actual fuck...  people need to hear more stories like this.  The “policing culture” in this country needs to stop.

It wasn’t specified, so the turtle may have been properly prepared, but I am picturing a whole turtle just thrown in a pan, shell, guts and all.

We probably shouldn’t antagonize as monstrously huge a person as ArrestMeRed, but I too am a dwarf of slight proportions and can not safely reach the wheel nor pedals in my wife’s Mazda3 with the seat all the way back. I am a mere 6'1" and 290 pounds though. I realize they do not make small cars with a diminutive…

Neutral: Annual registration fee based on a simple volume based calculations. Length (bumper to bumper) x Width (widest point excluding mirrors) x Height (ground to highest point on roof line). The fee would be $x per cubic inch over some reasonable threshold. The $x value to be determined with the goal of making a…

Once we automate consumption, there won’t be a need for the humans at all.

It is a bigger problem than just people “not wanting to keep up”. We are approaching a time when there simply isn’t work that needs to be done by most people. There is an argument that there are already more people on the planet than there can ever be productive work for already. Thankfully, the cull will be automated.

My commute is also three miles each way, and I can tell you if there was a safe bicycle route I would certainly ride my bike instead of driving. However, this is auto-centric America and there is no safe bicycle infrastructure between my home and office. Also, the sight of a bicycle seems to make Americans actively…

Nailed it!

“Based on the President’s tweet, I have no reason to believe that he was even aware of this.” Because Trump never lies about anything. Right... Seriously, if Trump tweeted it, you are better off assuming it is a lie because he uses that platform almost exclusively for spreading lies to his marks.

Don’t forget the feces! #recycle

oh.my.god.

Hello, fellow engineer with teacher wife here. Can also confirm a nice six figure salary does not buy the same lifestyle my boomer father enjoyed at the same age. He has commented that I make so much more than he ever did. The truth is his buying power was so much greater than mine it’s hard to even compare.

It appears…