I can’t speak for anyone else, but the decision to turn Infinity into a yearly release is what did it in for my wife and me.

Yeah, Disney owns ESPN and ABC along with the obvious Disney Channels. ESPN is absolutely killing them.

NOOOO!

“That thing does not obey the laws of physics at all!”

Where the fuck is it in use. Why write this article if there isnt even a video of the thing in use? What a fucking waste.

“Well we’ve clocked the tortoise at 1 mile per hour...”

Did you dry these in a rainforest?

I like you. *stars*

Never be sorry for being that guy. There is no greater feeling on the Internet than having your knowledge of genre minutiae pay off.

Thanks. Now give me that lunch money.

It’s around the 1:00 mark in this video:

In hindsight, this all makes Del Toro’s Pacific Rim casting all the more remarkable.

Lost in Translation also has one of the greatest opening scenes in cinema history.

As much as I love Rinko Kinkuchi and would love an Asian actor instead; there is a lot of logic in casting ScarJo instead due to the wide demographic they are aiming for with this film.

Rinko Kuchiki probably has less appeal in Japan than ScarJo, ironically

“I hate Scarlet Johansson because she appeared in that movie that made fun of Japan. She’s ugly, but she might have a face that white people like.”

Jurassic Park Operation Genesis

We got the only Jurassic World game we needed: Lego Jurassic World. It was much more entertaining than the movie.

Don't get cheap on me, Dodgson