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Have you seen a typical 50-something suburban white dude’s Facebook feed?

This is so deliciously good.

i’m sad people don’t get that you actually answered her question

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

I blame the Democrats for nominating the least electable major party nominee in history.

I’m sure some people find the idea of a 110-year-old person driving a car rather frightening, especially after you read stories of people 30 years Overton’s junior getting into nasty avoidable accidents.

Generally, some of the worst driving behavior I’ve personally witnessed has come from people driving work vans.

Guesstimate:

Well, it’s twins, so it’s a legit 2JZ in there.

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHEN THE MACHINES ARE BATHING IN OUR BLOOD

this is why the EPA exists, kids.

This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

The CRZ gets a lot of hate, but those who have driven the 2013-up models(The upgraded ones without the Gillette Mach 3 style grille) know it’s a fun lightweight torquey little hatchback/shooting brake with excellent chassis dynamics.

graverobber lives in California!

Depends on the manual car. My Acura RSX had a lockout pin that prevented shifting into reverse while moving foward. I think most modern manuals have a similar scheme.

High speed rail makes a lot of sense, it’s just that you poor Americans have never really seen it. The Acela Express reaches the dizzying speed of 150mph for nearly 30 miles, but the rest of the time it’s not really any quicker than the trains that were traveling the same rails 80 years ago.

Many countries have trains

Pretty sure they did 2 months ago.

I can promise you, from the bottom of my heart, I have never said anything along the lines that ice cream has the power to change one’s sexual orientation.

That segment was really weird and not funny. I have no idea what Hammond was doing.

NO!