oh don’t worry, I’ve been speaking to my kids almost non-stop about the dangers of trashcans all week, what with the recent election of one to president

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

Look, 2016 sucks for a lot of reasons. Donald Trump, Kardashians, North Korea. But a 40 year old British man can stream a game about driving a truck for 5 hours a week and thousands of people watch it, and that gives me hope.

cars shouldn’t have ELECTRONIC parking brakes.

Ahhh here we go. Prepare yourself for the “Uggg this thing is ugly though” comments. Meanwhile when this thing was Europe only, everyone here couldn’t stop crying about “how come Honda never brings us the cool stuff”. This is why Honda doesn’t bring us the cool stuff. People here aren’t interested in buying cars,…

Buying an automatic.

Or you know... drive a diesel that doesn’t have emissions issues? Seriously this comment wreaks of “fuck you I got mine!” The VW emissions scandal is a scandal for a reason, and everyone should be concerned about NOx emissions, even climate change deniers.

Oh hey look it’s the AOL stockholders meeting

I hate this ad so very much.

coming from Mark Fields, maybe they just need some time to mullet over.

I made one flash “TIME EXTENDED” so drivers knew to keep going for the next checkpoint.

It’s a sign that if you are going to bail out an industry, you should be negotiating concessions in exchange.

How about just park in a legit space or at the very least stay with the car if you are picking someone up!

Not sending people to prison for non-violent crimes is not that radical an idea, actually.

...said by the VP who will be fired at the end of this fire a rogue engineer for this.

Was expecting title to say

So.....when are you leaving to go pick them up?

All this shit happened last time I parked here...