Bruce had only insured the package for roughly one third of its cost to Dahm in order to save himself money on shipping and customs costs.

And I’m still 1000% positive that VAG isn’t the only one up to these shenanigans.

If you answer anything other than Lexus you are lying to yourself or actually blind. I was going to say Toyota, but only the Camry and Corolla make me want to vomit. The Forerunner looks bad ass and makes up for it.

Final Destination taught me to never drive behind semi’s carrying large lumber.

“Which could have”, or “which might have”, were better choices.

I’m a bit tired of all this anti-CR-Z propaganda.

Missed headline opportunity, Justin.

This couldn’t happen if he had a Tesla.

Elon’s right.

Based on Mr. Fritzo’s quick and accomplished retraction, combined with his ability to both sooth the internet commentariate and achieve accolades, we hearby request Mr. Fritzo report for work at 9am sharp at our Wolfsburg location.

I’ve said for a long time that the only way around most of these fees is to treat people like cargo. For example: You get 200# allotted gross weight — person plus luggage — to work with on your “base fare” and receive (or pay) $2 per lb that you come out under (or above) that weight.

I love the fact that media at the time didn’t have the urge to call it something stupid like Snowgate or Noseghazi.

Every fucker that ever rolled coal is at least as complicit. Probably more so.

Sadly, almost every single prius I see is careening recklessly down the highway at 90-95mph completely negating all the efficiency gains they get.

It’s shit like this the makes me question my video game prowess.

Fuck these regulations and fuck the bureaucrats who dream them up.

Roughly 53,000 Americans die prematurely every year from ailments that can be traced to pollution of this sort, according to a 2013 MIT study, per Wikipedia.

A billion dollar fine isn’t a serious consequence?

The first mobile device manufacturer to automatically orient their camera to landscape mode no matter how the device is being held will make a trillion dollars.

Sauces now range from mild to HADOUKEN!