Ronda was all out of bubblegum

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Fascinating.

That soup recipe story reminds me of the time I found a soup chef’s recipe in this armoire I got. He was such a strict man, very particular about his soup and customers...

Haha. “Sport”.

Free [insert anything here] is the best [insert the same anything here]. Even herpes. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to pay for it.

Incredibly and happily, nobody was hurt, though the condition of the gas-filling man’s underpants, Joel Moran, is not known. Underpants experts fear the worst.

Any less flammable than the gas version?

Regret

84 month loans and low mileage leases.

The NHTSA was humiliated by its congressional review, and have to show how they regulate and enforce the auto industry. Is it a little unfair that FCA is first on the guillotine list? Possibly. Gotta start somewhere, and since the NHTSA hates black turtlenecks*, Sergio gets the crackdown

49 grand and reserve not met? This has to be the most expensive Northstar-powered car on sale at ebay ever.

So would Patrick George

That your wife can drive it. Your high-maintenance 80s wife with the big sunglasses to go with her big hair.

The new Acura NSX is coming out this year.

Tire Discounters home of the free alignment!

I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…