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Just bought a Chevy SS. When I tell someone I purchased an SS they ask me why I bought a Camaro...

They sold them here, why bother importing?

...before the DMC-12 was a ever coke-fueled-and-funded dream in John Delorean’s brain.

1-800-XFINITY

They actually did that in one episode

Miata. It’s a British roadster from Japan. Fun and impractical.

You take that last statement back! A Saab would have nothing to do with that... that... THING!

...anemic four-banger...

Don’t.

the only problem I see here is that he missed her with the hose....

Great stuff. I love the MR2 story - the AW11 was VERY picky about torque spec. From the Holy Book of AW11:

That picture is my friend Stu. The duct tape actually worked to get his jeep off the trail and back to camp. It’s a shame its being used under this thread title, because he is actually pretty awesome with a wrench (and not a mechanic by trade).

You didn't see the pelican?

When there’s a Russian speaking minority in trouble; you don’t dare delay.

In communist russia the pole positions you

"Slow cars are never fun."

This one is accurate down to the wheels:

“We are not the bad guys, we are out here protecting the community”

The original graphic came from an older wiki. Maybe the Russians updated it to make it look better for them? hehe.