No, everyone still hates me.

No

I have a great one but, unfortunately, I'm apparently only un-greyed for Graverobber, or however that works on Kinja. About to just give up on Gawker sites. Tired of begging.

The definition of “drifting” these days seems to be “car is mildly out of control.”

I'm my own mechanic. Everything goes perfectly with everything I do.

Unfortunately they more or less had to do the engine shield recall or you would have been liable had the car caught on fire and your insurance company would have denied coverage... I think the dealer should have had you sign a waver to cover their butt too had they not done the recall. The whole thing is kind of a…

Are you sure the European numbers are computed using the same gallons?

True, but with a mustache like that, you can do anything.

you’re missing the point. They listened to enthusiasts, and the resulting car isn’t selling well (to the point they’ve publicly called its sales figures disappointing,) which means when it comes time to refresh or re-design the car, they’ll likely say “Eh, not worth it.”

the FR-S/BRZ is a poster child for why automakers don’t listen to enthusiasts.

and the number of people who give a shit about that aren’t enough to make the FR-S/BRZ a viable product.

RWD.

Electric 4 door sedans running door to door with supercharged American big blocks...

Then you’d have to let someone else pump your gas. Fuck That.

No

Nope.

I actually like this one the best:

Who gives a fuck, you own a TVR.

Honda’s dunderheaded belief that if one touchscreen is awesome, why not give you two? It actually doesn’t sound that bad in theory, but in practice it’s a great illustration of how designers have no idea how most drivers want to use in-car tech.