Since we can’t use actual airline names, I too will change the name... this is my horror story from Shmelta Airlines.

Because when I finish a roast I always think “I should put this on the floor to keep it warm”.

I’m seeing a lot of replies of people worried about the cost of a battery replacement. The Leaf has an 8 year/100,000 mile warranty, that doesn’t mean the battery will ONLY last 8 years or 100,000 miles. Sure it won’t have 100% capacity but the batteries could last much longer than than the warranty period.

It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

How does someone even get in a truck like that?!?!?

A fully loaded Toureg is more expensive than a new equivalently loaded Volvo XC90 by about $15k. VW had to do something about that.

I found the link: http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/harley-davidson-to-pay-15-million-for-cheating-on-emis-1785456844

Well there I go... I only read Jalopnik when I have a few free minutes at work so I always miss the late Friday and weekend posts.

Harley Davidson did the exact same thing and settled last year for a few million... I never read a thing about it until last night.

I read on another automotive site yesterday that VW has a fix for aboutn 70,000 2.0L diesels... I haven’t seen anything on Jalopnik about it... is it true?

There’s only one sliding door on the passenger side. Dual sliding doors didn’t become a thing until the 2nd generation Grand Caravan.

So if you’re drunk in an elevator and press all the buttons can you get charged with DUI?

I didn’t see the Mustang either.

The wheelbase of the custom Chreokee isn’t shorter than a 2-door, the photo is just taken at a different angle.

What do you mean there’s “no assembly required”??? It’s missing the shift knob. $10K for an old Cherokee you would hope the seller would throw one on there for the pictures.

I had a brand new one as a rental a few weeks ago. Backing out of parking spaces was pretty must just going slowly and hoping for no cross traffic, small (or large) people, buses, jet airliners... You couldn’t see any of them out the back window.

A quick KBB check puts private-party value at $2600... say $3500 with the “mods”. Wheels look like ass and don’t add value... why are the rear wheels wider than the fronts on a FRONT WHEEL DRIVE car?!?!?!? Maybe the wheels are rare for the same reason bright pink KIAs are rare... nobody wants them.

Come on people... “Automated Car Wash” is not fun to say. Imagine you’re going to get your car washed on your lunch break, wouldn’t it be more fun to say to your coworker “I’m going to make a quick stop at the Slap N’ Tickle during lunch.”?

Here’s a pretty wild Russian dashcam video with a surprisingly informative takeaway about physics and, maybe unsurprisingly, traffic safety.

Kid with a backwards hat and Ed Hardy t-shirt: “IT’S NOT A NEON! IT’S AN SRT-4!!”