mattbyrne
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mattbyrne

“Oh! The ‘Quickest Boots in the West’ creates ‘A Vulnerable Position for Timon’ which leads to ‘Hakuna Matata Dance Party’!”

The 2007 GT-R had a better interior than this. At $100k I don’t want an interior that looks like it was assembled with leftovers and has enough red accents to make a high school boy blush.

My Dad bought one new, mainly for nostalgia because he had a 1978 Pace Car new. He drove it and I told him when he was done I’d buy it from him to pass down to my kids... bought it a couple years ago. It’s pretty much every 12 year old and under dream car. life size hot wheels. I feel ridiculous but my kids just love

While i do like almost all these improvements the one im not sure about is that new interior. The steering wheel looks too nissan altima and the nav screen doesnt look like it matches. The HVAC and vents look less interesting too. It seems to have lost the industrial look of the old one which kind of matched the cars

COTD

All the stars!

This definitely deserves COTD. So good.

COTD

Aging the four personas 16 years, it’s quite troubling:

It’s an engine bay for people who are intimidated by engines. Which is most of the car buying population. But instead of slapping a big plastic cover over everything, and saying “take it to the dealer for service”, they’ve tried (fairly successfully), to make the easiest tasks easy, even for someone who doesn’t know

A game that hasn’t shown meaningful development strides has raised enough money entirely on PR and promises to send 3257 people to my medical school for free.

People are ready for a revamp of FIFA I hope we see some big changes. 16 feels like it could be better. Still play it pretty much daily though. EA Access is a killer deal

While I never could get behind the Mondial, I am one of those weirdos who have always liked the 400i. Even more so after seeing one in the flesh at Barrett-Jackson Scottsdale 2 years ago.

This makes a TON of sense. Well, actually a few tons because it’ll definitely weigh a few tons lol

Japanese Xbox owners and western vita owners need to start a support group.

“We always have the choice to buy a better experience; we do not have a right to be fully satisfied for a period of time based on past console cycles.”

I mean, honestly, wasn’t that the reason to buy a console in the first place? Not having to worry about updating drivers/software/hardware every couple years to keep pace with the newest games? With today’s technology I can game on a monitor or hdtv and use my keyboard/mouse or a PS4/WBOX controller with my PC easily.

“Great! I finally got the newest system!!....What? They are releasing a better one now? Fuck!”

Anything less than a 5 year lifespan, for me at least, negates the usefulness of purchasing a console at all.

Pro-tip; if you have kids and need a great way to occupy them for at least a couple of hours at a time, download Goat Simulator. It’ll keep them glued to one spot - laughing like, well, giddy children the whole time - so you can clean the house/take a nice long shower/cook food/do some laundry/have adult fun time in